Diego Brando

[The message sounds a bit formal but pleasant, as if the person making the recording feels like he has to say something official-sounding. This is probably the type of person who would write an email or Facebook message to someone as if it were a formal letter until he sees that nobody else really does that anymore. You know, like your 84-year-old grandpa.]

Hello. Dio Brando here. I am unable to answer your call at present. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I'm able. Thank you.

[Beeeeep.]