Diego Brando

[The message sounds a bit formal but pleasant, as if the person making the recording feels like he has to say something official-sounding. This is probably the type of person who would write an email or Facebook message to someone as if it were a formal letter until he sees that nobody else really does that anymore. You know, like your 84-year-old grandpa.]

Hello. Dio Brando here. I am unable to answer your call at present. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I'm able. Thank you.

[Beeeeep.]

I can't believe I'm going to type this paragraph (damn this series) but...

If the situation calls for it, Diego tends to turn other people, animals and things into dinosaurs/dino objects and be able to control them. Usually he does that with birds, insects, or other animals, but it could happen to you. It's not permanent, lasting 4 hours at most, but let me know whether or not you're okay with this. Thank you!